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240 GSM heavyweight jersey, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and bio-washed. Pre-shrunk (<3% residual), ribbed 1×1 elastane collar, twin-needle hems, side-seamed, shoulder-taped. Woven CJP hem tag on every piece.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with darks. No bleach, no tumble dry — hang dry in shade. Iron inside out, never on the print. The garment-dye fade is a feature; let it age like lore.
Free above ₹999, ₹79 flat below. Dispatch in 48h, delivery 3–7 working days across India. COD available up to ₹5,000. Every order ships with a free sticker sheet.
7-day easy returns and free size exchange — unworn, tags on. Refunds land back on your original payment method within 5 working days of pickup.
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